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The 10 commandments

The commandments that you see bellow are sacred and law, any level of enlightenment the must be followed.

"Q" where did they come from?

They where sent to us by the monkey gods. in the form of the jade monkey.

"Q" BUT TO WHERE?

"A" The location....an island on a small lake in Milton Keynes.
This lake has now been named MJ lake, after one of the profits. 

"Q"BUT WHO RECIVED THEM?

"A" The holy commandment where recived by the two holy men (monkeyjason and gary cash)

"Q" and then.......?

"A" They set out there lives to spread the word of THE JADE.
















THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF THE JADE MONKEY.

1. Thy shalt not worship any other gods.

2. Thy shalt not speak badly of THE JADE MONKEY.

3. Thy shalt smoke weed.

4. Thy shalt preform THE JADE ceromoney twice a day.

5. THY SHALT SMOKE WEED.

6. Thy shalt shut up.

7. Thy shalt hold hanslope as the centre of all evil.

8. Thy shalt hold GAVIN MEANY as the pinky orange squirkey in the body of a human.

9. punishment of crimes agaist HE JADE MONKEY may only be distributd by JADE MONKEY rep's.

10. Thy shalt only drink ribena OR jack danels at THE JADE ceromoney.

*THE BONUS COMMANDMENT*

THY SHALT SPREAD THE WORD OF THE JADE MONKEY.

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you must obay the law